I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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