why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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