Grow some girl-balls and come out already
Assholes at mcdonalds drive through wouldn't serve us last night even though we said we were on small motorcycles that were to small for them to see and weren't heavy enough for the sensors. We made noises and everything.
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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