3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
Me too!
my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
I'm on a treadmill at the gym ordering pizza on my phone so it'll get to my house around the time I get home. I NEED HELP. Or I'm a genius. I haven't decided.
I told him that if he cleaned the bathroom, I'd blow him. You could eat off the toilet. Seriously, get over here. This is the cleanest you'll ever see it.
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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