Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
cat food counts as protein by the way
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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