This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
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