Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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