I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
Today is going to be the longest game of "was that a fart, or do I need to go wipe?" I have ever played. Maybe the most challenging too.
Fun fact. I am at the police dept. getting served a warrant for unpaid ordinance... and the officer was a one night stand from like 10 years ago.
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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