So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
Randomize
