I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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