no. you can't hotbox the world.
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
Dude. I kneed him in the face and gave him a black eye. It's like a constant reminder of our hookup. I feel like herpes. I never go away...
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
NoShamevember. You game?
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
i was so proud for not passing out at the same time as usual. i screamed that i had a "new personal best!" then some jackass explained daylight savings.
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
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