doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
and then he said that some chick told him he danced like an epileptic on crystal meth. he then proceeded to demonstrate this statement, which i can testify is 100% accurate.
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
Hey I need you to run the morning meeting, for reasons I can explain when I find out where I left my car
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