the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
complete strangers are now referring to me as 'the bourbon guy.' i can live with this.
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
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