I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
She showed me her prom dress from 2001, which still had her date's cum stain on it.
Oh, so that's why you call her jizzarella....
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
Vodka?
Forever.
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
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