Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
Highlight of the night: paying my cell phone bill at the bar... I need to get laid.
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
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