what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
Just faked two orgasms bc I had too much wine and remembered mid sex that I bought doritos yesterday.
I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
Randomize
