The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
Flirting with the rich sleazy owner of the club: 1 way ticket to free sushi, drinks, and VIP passes. FUck! im better with older men than i am with babies and dogs
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
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