Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
Oh thank Jesus fuck for my shitty infertile womb. Crisis averted
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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