Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
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