I know ur sleeping, sorry for waking you but i just saw a girl with mittens on using her nose to control her ipod touch
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
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