shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
I walked in on you eating olive oil off of a plate. you gave me this look and I just started crying. we were that drunk.
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
Literally the fucking master of salvaging the possibility of a blow job whilst also crushing somebody's dreams.
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
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