I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
After 3 parties, all of them busted, and 4 field sobriety tests, I AM the cop whisperer
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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