Having a random hookup so left but love u
forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
My mom just walked in and saw a picture of his penis. She then asked me "Do you even have a cervix left?!" I don't know what to feel anymore HA
Yeah well that's a good thing right? Like mothers approval? Kinda like a Fathers blessing but. . . better?
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
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