She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
Just reduced mom to tears when she realized I wasn't kidding about hating kids. She's crying about never being a gma. Now would be the time to tell her about the girl you knocked up. You're welcome.
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
Breakfast-of-shame with my mother. I was in half of a sexy Mad Hatter costume. We had artisan bagels and judgement.
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
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