Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
I need to stop having one night stands with guys in my building so I can have someone to borrow milk from without it being awkward
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
Just fucked up my mustache shaving, gonna have to take it off because now it makes me look like a pedophile
FYI your old mustache made you look like a pedophile
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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