Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
I may have just masturbated while on hold with the IRS. don't judge me
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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