yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
Decided to write a book called "girls don't poop and other myths I wish I still believed in"
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
I woke up under a house in Key West
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