ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
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