i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
I said I wanted my dignity back. He brought my thong to me after sharpie-ing "dignity" on the front. I'm not sure if I should me mad or impressed.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
Drunk purchased a negligee, plan b, keds and Himalayan salt shot glasses.. there’s only one reasonable purchase there, and we both know it’s not the sneakers
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
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