I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
Im at target. Idk why I'm buying condoms AND a tutu for my cat. No one who dresses their cat up has ever gotten laid.
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
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