So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
Dude. My cat just tried to bat the tampon string hanging from body. NOT COOL, SEYMOUR. NOT COOL.
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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