with your own penis?
Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
What's the polite way to say "hey I don't actually want to fuck you, I just swiped right on you because you didn't like me in high school and I needed validation"
Randomize
