its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
Holy shit I just stopped short on route 18 because I thought my gps was saying I had to turn right in 11 feet. After almost hitting the guardrail I realized I had to turn in 11 miles.
Fuck I'm high.
if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
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