your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
did i just pee glitter
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
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