I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
That awkward moment when you were so fucking drunk lastnight that you and your fuck buddy wake up wearing eachother's clothing covered in hot cheetos with his cat curled up between your heads meowing. Thought you'd appreciate this moment with me.
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