so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
Woke up in an unfamiliar basement in a sleeping bag with Matt to a police officer shining his flashlight in my eyes and asking me my birth date and social security number. My morning went swimmingly.
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
No alcohol sales on Election Day. WTF? Today, of all days, I need to be splurged to to vote for any of these morons running for president.
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
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