i jhust puked up my retainher.
It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
You might have been able to redeem yourself had you not referred to grandma as "this bitch".
That explains the hand print on my face. That old lady knows how to throw a punch.
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
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