When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
When did we convert life to cartoon?
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
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