Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
Did I get blown in the bathroom? Yes. Did she throw up cranberry juice on my shorts? Yes. Did she finish the job? Yes.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
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