im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
i tried to get you to come inside, but you insisted on throwing up in the flowers "because they're pretty."
The night was doomed the minute I started taking shots with an apple as a chaser.
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
What kind of gift says "I'm sorry you accidentally stuck your hands in my puke (even though you should know better by now)"?
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
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