just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
New policy: when a woman uses the word blowjob in a sentence within 5 minutes of meeting her, you buy her a drink.
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
I need a beard to bite.
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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