I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
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