Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
He said he wanted to make me his Twinkie, "filled with his delicious cream." ABSOLUTELY 100% NO YOU MAY NOT REPEAT ****NOT**** GIVE HIM MY NUMBER EVER EVER EVER. Please confirm receipt and full comprehension of this message.
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
I think I just scared the sex out of my booty call. He saw me at the grocery store using one of those "future mother" parking spots right next to the handicap ones. He just made eye contact and drove off. I regret my laziness.
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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