More tranny stories later!
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
She was really sick last night--but i was too drunk to bring her chicken noodle soup after the bar, so went by taco bell and got her a chicken burrito instead
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
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