The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
if i wake up one more time on my porch im gonna start considering myself homeless
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
I'm sitting on the couch playing the sims, how's ur night going?
I'm sitting on my floor, drinking wine, and listening to bette midlers "wind beneath my wings"
Why are our lives so predictable?
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