exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
me + whiskey = a bad person
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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