it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
I feel like abortions should bother me more
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
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