its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
Be still, my beating vagina.
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
University has ruined us all. I just had to clarify the last time I had sex as "No, not at the party we crawled home from in the snow. It was the one where you puked off the balcony and hit the barbecue."
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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