even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
I just found a bagel and a condom in my coat pocket. I love blackouts
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
If you're receiving this text it's probably because I drunkenly flashed you on Saturday. Sorry for forcing you to look at my tits. That was uncalled for.
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
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