i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
Turns out the grown up version of seeing your teacher shopping is seeing your therapist is on tinder
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
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