I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
You are a genius and a whore.
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
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